How to Submit
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1) Before you run off to submit your jokes, go carefully read the omnipotent
EP Joke Rules. Memorize them! Don't worry it's not long, and if you follow the rules, we won't add more ;)
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2)
Write a page-long essay to [Stephen] about the Joke Rules to prove you read them. No, not really. We believe you did. Blind faith. :D
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3) Take your joke, and submit it to
Elfpack Jokes Submissions.
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4) Smile and hope we think it's funny and feature it.
We're more likely to feature it if you bribe or compliment us a lot. ;)